I feel really good about myself, right now, because I’ve given a lot of thought to being a better person. In fact, I have a shit ton of bags and boxes all over my house, right now, full of things I intend to donate.
What I’m saying is … hoarders are really aspiring philanthropists. It’s kind of like when zealous environmentalists charter private ships and planes to travel to far away lands, previously untouched by man, to set up high tech equipment made of plastic and rare metals, to document the evils of pollution to which they have just contributed in ways you and I could only imagine.
Like the old saying goes, “The path to paradise is paved with approximate contributions.”
(listen at https://soundcloud.com/yourfaultforlistening/braunstein)