If what they say is true and a person’s character is defined by what they do when no one’s around, I’m fairly certain I’m a boring protagonists.

Chapter 1: Daniel Martin Austin sweeps his floor and strokes his housemate’s cat.

Chapter 2: Daniel Martin Austin refills the bird feeders on his deck.

Chapter 3: Daniel Martin Austin realizes his floor is now covered in birdseed and cat hair, and sweeps it … yet again.

Chapter 4: He strips naked, in his backyard, covered from head to toe with peanut butter and cracked corn, and feeds himself to squirrels.

The end.

It’s all just a sad tale of a young artist’s love of birds and squirrels.

(listen at https://soundcloud.com/yourfaultforlistening/puente)


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