If what they say is true and a person’s character is defined by what they do when no one’s around, I’m fairly certain I’m a boring protagonists.
Chapter 1: Daniel Martin Austin sweeps his floor and strokes his housemate’s cat.
Chapter 2: Daniel Martin Austin refills the bird feeders on his deck.
Chapter 3: Daniel Martin Austin realizes his floor is now covered in birdseed and cat hair, and sweeps it … yet again.
Chapter 4: He strips naked, in his backyard, covered from head to toe with peanut butter and cracked corn, and feeds himself to squirrels.
It’s all just a sad tale of a young artist’s love of birds and squirrels.
(listen at https://soundcloud.com/yourfaultforlistening/puente)