I read an article, the other night, advising women on “how to snag your man.” By “your man,” the article specified “that cute guy at the office, or that hot single dad in the bread aisle at the supermarket.”

One of the more fascinating suggestions was to “tilt your head to one side, look up, and tussle your hair when he speaks.” Though that may sound ridiculous, these are unconscious cues that have evolved with our species to signal sexual receptivity. The catch is, if you’re already attracted to someone, you’ll already do them. So, if you consciously try to do them, you’ll effectively do it twice as much, at which point it’s no longer sexually inviting and just looks crazy.

So, seeing as I am a reasonably attractive single dad who peruses the bread aisle at the supermarket, from time to time, I would like to offer all the ladies out there in podcast land a superior strategy:

… but I have no idea what that would be, and if I did, I wouldn’t be reading an article about how to snag your man.

(listen at https://www.soundcloud.com/yourfaultforlistening/brannon)

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