I realize, on the this show, I might seem to make fun of heterosexuals a lot, but I don’t mean it. In fact, I consider myself to be sort of a hetero ally, and I recognize that traditional masculinity is under constant attack, with the LGBTQ community adding a new abbreviation every week, and sending our trans brothers and sisters into public restrooms, shooting fag spores in the air to turn you. So, I get it. You’re under constant attack, and I want to help.

If you’re going to survive to apocalisp, I recommend you just stay home; preferably inside your closets. And don’t talk, because if you say anything, we’ll find you and try to change you. It’s like Invasion of the Body Snatchers. So, just stay home, inside your closets, and shut the fuck up… forever. And I promise you’ll make it through these bright and troubled days ahead.

(listen at https://soundcloud.com/yourfaultforlistening/weber)

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