Comedy hasn’t been too lucrative for me. So, I’ve been looking into other business ventures to explore. So far, the best I’ve come up with is a service I like to call “Lease A Nigga,” because everyone needs a black friend sometimes, but no one wants a nigga around all the time.
Here at Lease A Nigga, we specialize in only the highest quality niggas – no suit wearing, book reading, uppity types thinking they’re your equals. No. All of our niggas are 100% ghetto certified to fulfill your every expectation and treat your white women like the beautiful trophies they are. And for the men, we’ve got niggeresses to ease the despair of being a heterosexual white man. The best part is niggas are 100% disposable and compostable.
Lease A Nigga: Alleviating all your white guilt without eliminating a single bias.
(listen at https://soundcloud.com/yourfaultforlistening/azim)